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Carl Fearby Productions Presents
A First-Person Masterpiece
Written & Directed by
Carl Fearby
Based on an original idea by
Fray Carl
Inspired by the dreams of
Earl Farby
Production Staff
The following 240 personnel contributed to this production.
Any resemblance to real developers is purely alphabetical.
Carly Rae
Caryl Rae
Bale Ray
Arla Brey
Clare Bray
Bray Lear
Barry Cale
Lyra Fabre
Raye Carl
Rafa Beryl
Clara Rye
Caleb Fry
Fay Abel
Cary Earl
Rafe Carl
Alf Bray
Cyra Rae
Earl Fry
Alfy Rae
Lara Fry
Bear Caryl
Abe Farly
Ralf Rae
Clary Rae
Fray Abel
Abel Fay
Brea Clay
Clay Faber
Faryl Rae
Ray Rafe
Fara Rye
Faye Carl
Carl Fry
Cale Fay
Bay Cale
Bea Fry
Carly Rafe
Caryl Rafe
Bale Fry
Arla Fey
Clare Ray
Bray Clare
Lyra Brace
Rafa Brey
Clara Frey
Caleb Ray
Fay Bale
Cary Fabre
Rafe Carly
Alf Berry
Cyra Faber
Earl Bray
Alfy Brace
Lara Rye
Bear Carly
Abe Fay
Ralf Cary
Clary Rafe
Fray Barce
Abel Cary
Brea Ray
Clay Rafe
Ray Faber
Fara Brey
Carl Frye
Cale Farby
Bay Rafe
Bea Carly
Bale Cary
Arla Rye
Clare Fry
Bray Rae
Lyra Rae
Rafa Rye
Clara Fey
Caleb Fay
Fay Cable
Cary Faber
Rafe Cary
Alf Bracey
Cyra Bale
Earl Farby
Alfy Barce
Lara Frye
Bear Cary
Abe Carl
Ralf Rye
Fray Lear
Abel Fry
Brea Cary
Clay Fabre
Ray Cale
Fara Beryl
Carl Faber
Cale Ray
Bay Earl
Bea Carl
Bale Fay
Arla Frey
Clare Fay
Bray Earl
Lyra Rafe
Clara Brey
Fay Barce
Cary Baler
Rafe Clay
Alf Rae
Cyra Baler
Earl Ray
Lara Brey
Bear Fay
Abe Caryl
Ralf Brace
Fray Cale
Abel Ray
Brea Clary
Clay Rae
Ray Abel
Carl Fabre
Cale Fry
Bay Clare
Bea Fay
Arla Fry
Bray Carl
Lyra Barce
Clara Frye
Fay Clare
Cary Bale
Rafe Bray
Alf Bayer
Cyra Fabre
Earl Fay
Lara Frey
Bear Carl
Abe Carly
Ralf Barce
Fray Able
Brea Carl
Ray Lear
Carl Frey
Cale Bray
Bay Carl
Bea Clay
Arla Frye
Bray Cale
Lyra Faber
Clara Fry
Fay Rae
Cary Able
Rafe Clary
Alf Ray
Cyra Earl
Earl Cary
Lara Fey
Bear Fry
Abe Clay
Ralf Bayer
Fray Earl
Brea Carly
Ray Cable
Carl Year
Bay Rae
Bea Cary
Bray Rafe
Fay Cale
Cary Rafe
Rafe Caryl
Alf Carey
Cyra Rafe
Bear Clary
Abe Ray
Ralf Ray
Fray Rae
Brea Farly
Ray Brace
Carl Rafe
Bay Lear
Bea Farly
Fay Able
Cary Lear
Rafe Ray
Alf Brace
Cyra Fable
Bear Farly
Abe Clary
Ralf Brey
Fray Clare
Brea Fry
Ray Able
Carl Bray
Bea Ray
Fay Earl
Cary Rae
Alf Year
Cyra Lear
Bear Ray
Abe Cary
Ralf Carey
Fray Bale
Brea Fay
Ray Barce
Carl Farby
Bea Caryl
Fay Lear
Cary Fable
Alf Brey
Cyra Abel
Bear Clay
Abe Fry
Ralf Year
Fray Carl
Brea Caryl
Ray Baler
Carl Rae
Bea Clary
Fay Baler
Cary Abel
Alf Barce
Cyra Able
Ralf Bray
Fray Brace
Ray Earl
Carl Faye
Fay Brace
Alf Rye
Fray Cable
Ray Fable
Carl Fey
Fay Carl
Alf Cary
Fray Baler
Ray Clare
Carl Brey
Ray Bale
Carl Bayer
Ray Carl
Carl Fay
Ray Fabre
Carl Ray
Carl Rye
…and literally nobody else. (It's still Carl.)
Production
Executive Producer
Ray Cable
Producer
Fay Brace
Line Producer
Alf Bracey
Unit Production Manager
Clay Faber
Production Coordinator
Cary Baler
Production Accountant
Clara Frye
Studio Head
Carl Fearby
Direction & Creative
Game Director
Fray Carl
Creative Director
Earl Farby
Art Director
Bear Clary
Technical Director
Fay Abel
Cinematic Director
Cary Earl
Vision Holder
Rafe Carl
Final Say Enforcer
Carl Fearby
Engine & Rendering
Lead Engine Programmer
Clay Faber
Render Pipeline Architect
Alf Bray
WebGL Wrangler
Ray Cable
Shader Artist
Cyra Rae
Post-Processing Supervisor
Earl Fry
GPU Warmup Coordinator
Alfy Rae
Frame Budget Negotiator
Lara Fry
WebP Texture Migration Lead
Bear Caryl
Sky Dome Seamless Stitcher
Abe Farly
Gameplay Systems
Lead Gameplay Programmer
Ralf Rae
Player Controller Engineer
Clary Rae
Collision Detection Specialist
Fray Abel
Weapon Systems Programmer
Abel Fay
Grenade Trajectory Mathematician
Brea Clay
Target Systems Engineer
Clay Faber
Doorway Wall Technician
Faryl Rae
Level Design & World
Lead Level Designer
Ray Rafe
Arena Architect
Fara Rye
Stair Ramp Designer
Faye Carl
Pillar Geometry Curator
Carl Fry
Room Culling Optimization Expert
Cale Fay
Level Texture Painter
Bay Cale
"Is this room too big?" Analyst
Bea Fry
Lighting & Atmosphere
Lighting Director
Carly Rafe
Sun Light Tuning Engineer
Caryl Rafe
Moon Light Calibration Specialist
Bale Fry
Hemisphere Lighting Artist
Arla Fey
Candle Flicker Animator
Bay Rafe
Shadow Quality Perfectionist
Clare Ray
Visual Effects & Combat Feedback
VFX Supervisor
Ralf Bayer
Blood Particle Effects Artist
Bray Clare
Bullet Hole Decal Specialist
Lyra Brace
Screen Shake Authority
Rafa Brey
Juice Engineer
Clara Frey
Satisfying Hit Marker Consultant
Caleb Ray
Environmental Hazards
Oil Barrel Systems Lead
Cary Baler
Interior Flame Video Artist
Fay Bale
Barrel Fire Light Designer
Cary Fabre
Organic Pile Layout Engineer
Rafe Carly
Barrel Interior Texture Painter
Alf Berry
Open-Top Explosion Coordinator
Cyra Faber
Flammable Prop Safety Officer (Unpaid)
Earl Bray
Room Render Layer Fixer
Alfy Brace
Character & Animation
Lead Animator
Clara Frye
Walk Bob Tuning Specialist
Lara Rye
Stair Walk Physics Consultant
Bear Carly
Head Bob Frequency Analyst
Abe Fay
Motion Sickness Prevention Officer
Ralf Cary
First-Person Presence Director
Clary Rafe
Audio
Audio Director
Fray Barce
Sound Designer
Abel Cary
Lead Composer
Brea Ray
Foley Artist
Cyra Fable
Gunshot Recording Engineer
Clay Rafe
Volume Slider Guardian
Ray Faber
Oil Barrel Fire Loop Composer
Fara Brey
Songs
Original compositions. Any resemblance to professional music is coincidental and legally inconvenient.
Galactic Drifter
Loading Screen Theme
The anthem of patience. Side effects may include checking the router.
Official Mood
Staring At A Progress Bar
Written during
npm install (still running)
Tempo
Slower Than Your Download
Key
Waiting Minor
Time Signature
4/4 Until The Bar Stops
Inspired by
The spinning VX-27 logo
Lyrics
None (Carl was busy loading)
Composed by
Fay Brace
Arranged by
Clay Faber
Programmed by
Ray Cable
Mixed by
Alf Bracey
Mastered by
Earl Farby
Mixer Notes
More reverb than progress
Plays When
Carl tests 'one more thing'
Grammy Category
Best Loading Screen Anthem
Streaming Revenue
Paid in exposure
Vocals
Carl Fearby (mumbling 'almost there')
Executive Producer
Carl Fearby
Published by
Carl Fearby Productions
Rights
All rites reserved for the loading cult
Galactic Drifter II
In-Game Theme
Now with 100% more gameplay. Carl insists you will feel the drift.
Subtitle
The Driftening Continues
Sequel Because
Carl had one more MIDI file
Features
47% More Galactic, 12% More Drift
Written by
Cyra Fable
Produced by
Cary Baler
Composed while
Carl walked into pillars repeatedly
Combat Mix
Duck under gunfire (unimplemented)
Loop Length
Long enough to forget which room
BPM
Exactly one sprint per bar
Player Feedback
'Can we skip this?' — Carl, playtesting
Licensed for
Indoor arena violence only
Not Licensed for
Actual galactic drifting
Co-Produced by
Ralf Bayer
Performed by
The Carl Fearby Anagram Players
All Instruments
A laptop and hope
Soundcheck
Passed (Carl was the only listener)
Vocals
Carl Fearby (uncredited, again)
Executive Music Producer
Carl Fearby
Published by
Carl Fearby Productions
In Memoriam
Your ears, briefly
User Interface & HUD
UI/UX Director
Carl Frye
HUD Bar Designer
Cale Farby
Compass Overlay Artist
Bay Rafe
Controls Panel Architect
Bea Carly
Loading Screen Art Director
Bale Cary
Orbitron Font Enthusiast
Arla Rye
Dev Tools & Tuning Panels
Dev Tools Czar
Clare Fry
Weapon Tune Panel Engineer
Bray Rae
Stair Tune Panel Engineer
Lyra Rae
Sun Tune Panel Engineer
Rafa Rye
Oil Barrel Tune Panel Engineer
Clara Fey
Sliders For Everything Advocate
Caleb Fay
Live Tweak Enjoyer
Fay Cable
Quality Assurance
QA Lead
Alf Bracey
Senior QA Tester
Cary Faber
Playtest Coordinator
Rafe Cary
Bug Finder
Alf Bracey
Stuck In Geometry Investigator
Cyra Bale
"Works On My Machine" Certifier
Earl Farby
Technical Operations
Build Engineer
Alfy Barce
Next.js Configuration Specialist
Lara Frye
Hot Reload Survivor
Bear Cary
Git Commit Message Poet
Abe Carl
Merge Conflict Resolver
Ralf Rye
Force Push Avoider (Mostly)
Fray Lear
Cast
The Player
Abel Fry
Every Enemy Target
Brea Cary
The Gun
Clay Fabre
The Grenade
Ray Cale
The Stairs
Fara Beryl
The Pillar (Scene Stealer)
Carl Faber
The Oil Barrel (Scene Stealer #2)
Cale Ray
The Barrel Pile
Bay Earl
Carl Fearby
As Himself
Stunts & Practical Effects
Stunt Coordinator
Fay Brace
Grenade Throw Double
Bea Carl
Wall Clip Stunt Performer
Bale Fay
Blood Splatter Coordinator
Arla Frey
Catering & Wellness
Craft Services
Clare Fay
Coffee Machine Operator
Bray Earl
Energy Drink Procurement
Lyra Rafe
Midnight Snack Coordinator
Clara Brey
Sleep Deprivation Manager
Fay Barce
Special Thanks
Three.js
For existing
React
For re-rendering
Next.js
For the router (finally)
WebGL
For not crashing (usually)
WebP
For the bandwidth Carl finally noticed
FFmpeg
For the barrel flames
The Anagram Department
For plausible deniability
60 FPS
When Carl allows it
Stack Overflow
Carl's co-pilot
Future Carl
Good luck
Past Carl
Sorry about the tech debt
Legal & Compliance
General Counsel
Earl Farby
Intellectual Property Owner
Cary Baler
Copyright Holder
Rafe Clay
Trademark Applicant
Alf Rae
NDA Signatory (Self)
Carl Fearby
“We couldn't have done it without the team.”
— Carl Fearby, after crediting himself 240 times under different names
In association with Ray Cable · Fay Brace · Alf Bracey · Clay Faber · Cary Baler · Clara Frye · Bay Rafe · Fray Carl · Bear Clary · Ralf Bayer · Cyra Fable · Earl Farby
Written · Directed · Produced · Programmed · Designed · Composed ·
Tested · Deployed · Credited · And Blamed For Everything By
Carl Fearby
A Carl Fearby Production · Final Footnote
IT'S ALL CARL
THESE WERE ALL ANAGRAMS
Ray Cable · Fay Brace · Alf Bracey · Clay Faber · Cary Baler · Clara Frye
Bay Rafe · Fray Carl · Bear Clary · Ralf Bayer · Cyra Fable · Earl Farby
…plus 228 others you definitely read every single one of.
Unscramble the staff. It's always been Carl Fearby.
No additional crew were harmed in the making of this credit roll.
VX-27 © 2026 Carl Fearby. All rights reserved. All wrongs reserved. All middling-rights reserved by Carl Fearby acting in his capacity as Carl Fearby. Unauthorized duplication, distribution, or existence of this game may result in Carl Fearby noticing.